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Toad fest

toad fest is annual 2 to 3 day event. In this fest young handsome studs and past primed bald men all gather for a non meaningful celebration. Alcohol sex and drug consumption is used to an absolute extreme. In all of the six years of this ceremony moderation has never been practiced. Every year the are certain rituals performed , so as the setup. The "cage" and the wheel of misfortune. Young woman from all across the the south shore above the age of 18 for consentful reasons. The come for the cheap booze the good times and most importantly a good stuffing from these liqored up men. Fat chicks are turned away at the door every year. The most important fact of toad feast is that this celebration is inevitable it stops for nothing rain sleet hail and police. The music still plays and the boys still lay.
Are you going to toad fest tommorow bro beans? " I go every year faggot, why would I stop now. If you question me about toad fest again I will kick youre neck off."
by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015
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Lip fest

(1) A party or gathering in which 80% of the attendees are female..cus of their vaginas. (2) A reverse sausage fest.
(1) "Dude come to this party it's a total Lip fest."

(2) "Man this baby shower is a huge Lip fest"
(3) "I heard the bachelorette party was a complete Lip fest."
by SUPER DRAGON!! October 3, 2015
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bun in a sausage fest

A female at a predominantly male gathering (also known as a sausage fest).
"Sarah, you still at Nick's place?"
"Nah, he invited tons of his friends over and I don't like being a bun in a sausage fest."
by FlufflePuffPony December 11, 2016
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Gaifem fest

Party hosted by a man, usually gay, in wich all the invited are men with several sexual orientations, usually straight.
Usually the host tries to convince (or force, normally) their guests to have intercourse with him and between themselves.
Host - Hey, do you want to go to the 'gaifem fest' latter tonight?
Guest - Nah bro, I'm straight!
by zneaky chinelau December 23, 2016
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wonton fest

a party of only Asians (or at least 80% Asians), where there is a substantial abundance of people who most likely eat wonton.
Lee: You coming to my party?
Bill: Is it going to be another wonton fest?
Lee: Fuck you
by justforlogins5 October 16, 2015
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fecal fun fest

A festival at burning man in which people celebrate the worlds greatest shits.
Jim: Hey Ted are you going to the fecal fun fest
Ted: No
Jim: Fuck Off!
by FecalFun12345 November 18, 2015
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STD fest

When you have sex with a lindale or van girl it’s a std fest
Oh my god billy I just had a threesome with Avery miller and Chelsey Boswell! It was a total STD fest
by Jamison Charles May 29, 2019
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