This woman has a massive ass crack and is a devil in the sack. She loves sweet kisses, poetry and big uncut dicks.
by Alexjorgense November 26, 2021

if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.
by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020

A girl that just "isn't ready yet" and won't date Grady even though she likes him. She dumped him after 23 hours, she's lowkey fruity.
"That girl that likes me said she "isn't ready yet" and she broke up with me after only 23 hours, she might be fruity."
"Ahhhhh shat, must be a Claire."
"Ahhhhh shat, must be a Claire."
by Grady72 March 15, 2019

A beautiful girl and one of the best people you will ever meet and is quick to make friends and will be your friend for a very long time is loyal and will stand by your side when times are low this is overall just an amazing person
by anonymous November 21, 2023

(noun) A rare human species known for unfiltered kindness, authenticity, and creativity. She is a professional late-night caller and certified bringer of breaking news, gossip, and legendary life updates. She possesses a world-class booty that deserves its own Instagram account. She's a reigning queen of both the badminton court and the dance floor.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Claire’s booty enters the room three seconds before she does.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
by chocolatesoup2020 August 11, 2025

Refers to a lonely, clingy, annoying woman over the age of the age of 45. From the French claire (clear) and dodge (middle German) meaning, "avoid this person at all costs". Often referred to as a trash receptacle.
by Eddie1Eddie1 July 07, 2017
