"Hey Steve, did she feed you when you woke up this morning?"
"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"
"Yeah, she unloaded a nice brown breakfast right into my mouth!"
by THE Big Stiff March 19, 2014
An East Coast favorite commonly, but incorrectly, believed to have been derived from the Reverse Boston Creme. While being manually stimulated by his female partner, the man inserts as many strawberries as will fit into his partner's anus. When the female can no longer control her sphincter she drops strawberry dukie into one of her best serving dishes. At fruition, the man ejaculates atop the strawberries. The two then take turns enjoying the final product by feeding it to their partner one strawberry at a time using a spoon or, for extra credit, chop sticks.
Bud Collins was on the tube while we enjoyed our Breakfast at Wimbledung.
After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
After explaining to my girlfriend this delicious morning treat, she replied, "I've enjoyed this before with blueberries, but strawberries adds a whole new dimension!"
by Pootro September 16, 2012
The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.
Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.
I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019
<Wake up in the morning...>
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"
by herp derpy June 07, 2012
A type of breakfast which includes every edible item in plain sight. Often consumed in company of friends, or after a long or exciting night. Can be damaging to the consumer's heath.
Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
Name derived from the consumer's vacuum-like mouth, sucking in anything regardless of caloric content.
by Graphhhhh March 29, 2010
When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"
by Thethekvr April 02, 2014
The look on someone's face when they had a delicious and filling breakfast and the look as if they just had amazing sex
John.."Hey Ryan you look super content did you just get laid?" Ryan... "No I just really enjoyed that breakfast!" John... "it looks like you have breakfast afterglow!"
by Romandell October 21, 2017