Taking the Piss

If your taking the piss it means you are being sarcastic about something but in a serious tone of voice

Friend 1: God look in the mirror ugly

Friend 2: Whatttt?? ;(

Friend 1: Haha, only joking. I'm just taking the piss ;)

by EbbyMc_03 May 16, 2016

Take care

A nice and deceiving way of telling someone to ultimately fuck off!

1- thank you for your time. Goodbye
2- take care

by PlumCrazy0408 September 25, 2014

take a wazzard

To take a piss.

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."

by H8TECH December 23, 2009

taking a Scotty

The harsh abrupt release of once solid now slightly watery bodily excrement in a public area and then wiping it clean with your tall tee.

Hey man cover me I'm taking a Scotty behind this car.

by KSkrilla January 23, 2011

smoke take

Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.

A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.

A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:

Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*

by kavehcito January 26, 2011

Take a Doth

The act of deficating.

Oh man... after eating all that terrible mexican food yesterday, I really gotta go take a Doth.

by eapounderini September 8, 2010

taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.

Are you taking the mouse??!!

by mrt3a May 14, 2011