Taking the Piss

If your taking the piss it means you are being sarcastic about something but in a serious tone of voice

Friend 1: God look in the mirror ugly

Friend 2: Whatttt?? ;(

Friend 1: Haha, only joking. I'm just taking the piss ;)

by EbbyMc_03 May 16, 2016

Take care

A nice and deceiving way of telling someone to ultimately fuck off!

1- thank you for your time. Goodbye
2- take care

by PlumCrazy0408 September 25, 2014

taking a hundred

1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.

Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.

1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!

2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

taking it to the dump

After taking a girl from behind you ejaculate in your hand and slap her butthole with it (therefore) taking it to the (dump)

I was taking it to the dump last night

by Joe_flameyurass February 23, 2015

taking a dip

To swim; to take a dip in a body of water.

- I'm taking a dip, you coming?
- No, the water is way too cold.

by Sewil1 October 1, 2018

take a sit

To sit on the toilet to shit, but nothing comes out. Result being 'a sit'.

It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.

by backotruck October 28, 2013

taking the proverbial

A more polite version of 'Taking the piss'

See taking the piss

From one colleague to another:

"I hope you don't think I'm taking the proverbial by asking you to do this work"

by Student54 February 1, 2016