a person who misleads others with their outside appearance of being very stylish and elegant, but leads a secret life of being ghetto.
Man, I thought Jessica Alba was classy, but after watching a special on her on E!, I realized that she is a closet ghetto.
by McLovin June 05, 2007
When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.
Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...
Jonny: About 3 years...
by Schmlaa. December 19, 2008
A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!
by Pimpin November 21, 2004
The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.
by Jo-ann de Fabric August 23, 2006
someone who refuses to believe they are a hippy even though they wear tie-dye t shirts and act like a hippy.
by Snowboard Chick November 29, 2009
by Sweet Daddy June 26, 2003
Person who has sex a lot with many different people and just lays there.
Can usally get the person in your room buy typing "Want to watch a movie ;)"
Can usally get the person in your room buy typing "Want to watch a movie ;)"
by Frankenstine January 31, 2005