swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024

Mampi swifts

Tits, boobs and all manner of breasts on show. See also Swiftigans Mamps Swifts

Wow those are some serious Mampi Swifts right there.

She had some prime Mampi Swifts strapped to her chest.

by Whohugh June 13, 2018

Taylor Swift

1)Not Betty
2)The Music Industry
3)The Legend who writes her own music
4)The owner of the albums Lover, Folklore, Evermore, Red(TV), Fearless(TV) and soon-to-be owner of (again) Debut, Speak Now, 1989 and Reputation

Who needs therapy when you have Taylor Swift

by SwiftieornothereIcum February 24, 2022

acvf talor swift

It means stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are acvf talor swift

by Ghffbhwhegenjgs September 17, 2017

Taylor swift

Taylor swift is a overrated bum that make shit music

This is so bad it is like Taylor swift

by Pollo👍🦅🗣️ May 24, 2024

taylor swift

taylor swift is the best artist ever and listening to taylor swift will instantly make you feel better so never turn down a opportunity to listen to taylor swift

me-hey you wanna know who the best singer is?
x-who??
me-taylor swift duh!!

by yourgoodmommy813 February 18, 2023

dakota swift

A Dangerous Retard, Often Misunderstood, He has his own crime syndicate, he’s his own mob boss In the retard Community.

Watch out for Dakota Swift, he’s very Dangerous

by Great__Bigsby March 21, 2019