spin sucker

a girl climbs into a washing machine and starts to suck. you then start the washing machine and she starts to spin while she is sucking. you turn to you cardboard cut out you call your dad and say. “and that is how it’s done. you own my 5 bucks.”

hey dad i bet you five bucks if i can do the spin sucker better then you.

by cuuuuuuuuuuuum April 9, 2021

dirt sucker

when u suck the dirt and u rinse it with stomach acids and poop it out with blood and u find diamond :)

person 1: i am thy sucker of dirt
person 2: split thy monei pls
person 1: no u stupid idiot i wont give dirt sucker money to u noob

by noobie gamgo October 9, 2020

Sucker fuck

Like a sucker punch, but with your dick

If that bitch ain't careful, I'll sucker fuck her right in the ass

by zzyyxxzyzyx November 3, 2016

Toe Sucker

Someone who sucks up to girls in hope of getting sex. Kind of like a boot locker but for girls. Typically a feminist male who will take a girl’s side no matter what and is ashamed of being a guy

Chris: Every girl deserves to be treated like a queen!
Dylan: Chris, stop being such a god damn Toe Sucker

by Green982 May 17, 2019

Dust sucker

A dangerously obsessed drug addict

Hey dude watch out that homeless guy is looks like he's a dust sucker

by Spicymeme706 October 25, 2017

Double sucker

The double sucker is a woman who gives u a blowjob while breastfeeding

She is a double sucker ya know so it makes up for the healing time.

by CajunGyspy June 11, 2017

Crap sucker

Cesspool pumping truck functions like a huge vacuum cleaner- the suction hose pulls the shit into the truck but the air that was in the truck’s tank has to exit the tank and go into the outside air. Wearing oxygen mask is advised.

Septic pumper truck, Cesspool pumping truck, Crap sucker sucking

by Vitalik June 1, 2007