String Theory of Life

The belief that every decision, emotion, or relationship is tangled in a web of invisible threads—and pulling one always yanks five others.

I tried to fix my schedule and ended up in a full-on string theory of life moment—now I’m rethinking my career and my coffee order.

by Briton Phillip October 18, 2025

string burn

Burn to a man’s penis as a result of excessive friction caused from a tampon string during intercourse.

After pulling out, she gasped “I think you might have string burn” !

by Geojonny October 19, 2018

G String

The lowest and thickest string on a violin

My cousin was messing with my violin and turned one of the pegs too much and snapped my g string

by creepyweirdo April 15, 2020

text string

A series of texts messages that tie back to one overall text message conversation

My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend

by GO COCKS March 24, 2017

stringe

Stringe is a “derogatory” term for vagina

Broooo, she had a mad floppy stringe

by Tobé November 28, 2017

string beaning

The combining of beans by a string that are used as Anal Beads.

All the kids these days are string beaning instead of using Anal beads.

by Rowbaretow February 26, 2014

love string

When you bust a nut in a girl or guys mouth and when they pull away the cum forms a string from the mouth to the dick

Thanks for the love string

by Benisbois March 11, 2018