Stanley Steamer

The fine art of defecating on your loved ones chest, bonus points for creative designs (No pictures required). Once finished you steam clean your lover with a nice golden shower. Congratulations you have performed a successful Stanley steamer, please don’t reproduce.

Matt got three Stanley steamers on the weekend, he’s in heaven.

by Medi1 October 23, 2020

Cleveland steamer

When someone shits on your chest then sits in it and rubs it all over your stomach and chest area.

My girlfriend wanted me to give hear a Cleveland steamer but I said no.

by Your momz .com December 11, 2017

Clydesdale Steamer

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but the offending material is applied to the upper lip of the girl once you have finished. The body heat thus causes steam to rise from her shit moustache.

I smeared her fresh shit across her upper lip creating a clydesdale steamer.

by Hagz-Aza-Phat March 5, 2010

Riding in a steamer

Driving in a stolen vehicle

We got away from the crime scene riding in a steamer

by 187inPro May 28, 2019

stammering steamer

hangover diarrhea

"Funknasty in there with his shovel doin the stammering steamer."

by noixz January 14, 2009

Arabien Steamer

Where you force out a shit so your ass is burning, and so the shit steaming poo lands on the others eye balls, and then they grab the boo off there eyes and then take the poo, heat it up, then rub it all over the others body so they look Arabian.

"oy dude... i did an Arabian Steamer on the twat, NOW HES ARABIAN!" Arabien Steamer

by fizzbitch69 April 28, 2009

bronx steamer

getting a blowjob while taking a shit

my wife game me a blowjob while a took a big duece last night, aka a bronx steamer

by KC42 August 19, 2008