Naked Status

A classification or status given to friends when you're comfortable enough to be naked around them.

"Can you leave while I change real quick? I'm not on naked status with you just yet."

by Ligeaux April 25, 2014

status wave

A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.

The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.

by rachdc1 January 11, 2011

shotgun status

A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.

A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:

Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!

Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...

by cyberswaggie July 11, 2011

Status Fire

The fire that burns in your eyes after seeing the worst phrase imaginable. Comes from Discord's Status feature, which can be customized however the user desires - sometimes to bad effect

PrancerMane's Status: "I like women and big hot sweaty steamy men

mmmmm big men :yum:"
Magnogen: "The Status Fire! It burns! It burns!"
Rutherford: "My eyes BURN"

by hydronesium September 17, 2021

iPod status

When a song is so good that you MUST have it on your iPod through any means necessary. Even actually paying for it. Can be used with other mp3 players, not just iPods.

Ian: Yo dude, this song has such a high iPod status, check it out!
*Whistle for the Choir by Fratellis comes on*
Tyler: Holy shit this song is superspecialawesome.

by Terror Night February 19, 2011

Status Jacker

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.

Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH

by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011

Status Bombing

Posting random comments on peoples facebook statuses that contain a minimal of one cuss word.

Friend: "im getting a dog today :)"

You:"Fuck you stpid ginger faggot"

Other Friend:"i love when people are status bombing :D"

by CiscoBr0z May 13, 2011