Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

Ninja spider

A very big fucking spider that runs like a fucking ninja

I just killed a fucking ninja spider

by PurpleOwl22 March 26, 2019

Spider Cat

A cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws

Guy 1 the genius: Hey look a Spider cat!
Guy 2 the idiot: Whats a Spider cat?
Guy 1 the genius: A Spider cat is a cat with the amazing ability to stick to walls with suction cups and/or their sharp claws
Guy 2 the idiot: I won't remember that

by Weird definitions January 18, 2022

croch spiders

The pubic hairs that stick out of your bathing suit.

Amelia! I can see some croch spiders sticking out!

by <:3)~ MOUSE January 7, 2017

Spider Elf

A super sugar obsessed person most likely an elf . and often is a spider man fan who pretends to be him but gets to much into the role. and ALWAYS A DUMBAS*

joey: STOP EATING ALL MY SNACKS SPIDER ELF OMG!
elf: lol no....

elf got dropkicked to the face lol and got called a snack stealer

by JOEY PEACHES IS #1 March 11, 2022

spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.

Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.

by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015

The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.

John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021