shoveling smoke

Doing a good job of getting nowhere.

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

by CrimsonNova March 21, 2009

Smoking Eskimo

a "smoking eskimo" involves freezing a dildo and plunging it into recipient (into their vag or ass, depending on how they like it) creating steam. if you're really dedicated to the smoking eskimo, freezing your dick is acceptable... but could be dangerous.

I woke up to Paul giving me a smoking eskimo!

by lamecakes February 10, 2008

Smoke sex

Taking the fastest hit and giving a blow job while you keep the smoke in your moth/lungs

Riley gave me the best smoke sex last night.

by Hatooo June 6, 2019

booty smoke

1. vapor emitted from the intestinal tract, that exits from the rectum. 2. the apearence of warm air, emiting from one's ass on a cold day

damn what the fuck is that cloud coming out your butt? it's booty smoke!

by Crazy68 October 20, 2009

Piss Smoke

Smoking and taking a Piss with no hands.

"No time to do it sepertly, Piss Smoke , hands are full, sorry you had to see it, but it had to be done"

by AKA POON February 24, 2009

smoke screen

Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.

Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.

by Pantaloon February 5, 2008

smoking the butt

Trying to continue a conversation long after both parties have run out of worthwhile things to say.

Jim, we've been on the phone forever and haven't discussed anything useful in almost an hour. Now you're just smoking the butt.

by 56k April 5, 2011