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A-Shift

A-Shift is one of several FD shifts. A-Shifters are known to be the laziest of the shifts. They never clean, never do weekly checks, and always manage to fuck over B-shift(the B is for Best).
Fucking A-Shift…”
by Broccoli_800 July 12, 2022
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Eli Shift

Yea Boss had me fucked up if he was thinking I was gonna take an Eli Shift
by AstraBruhBruhBruh August 5, 2022
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Geoff shift

A substantial length of time enjoying a leisure activity
We went fishing and put a geoff shift in
by Fishing 1 June 15, 2022
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Shift Change

A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.
Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!
by Sgt badmuthfer June 16, 2022
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Geoff shift

An extensive period of time enjoying a leisure activity
We went fishing snd put in a geoff shift
by Fishing 1 June 20, 2022
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Cassidy Shift

taking the first 2 hours of your shift off to sleep it off
Isn't Hayley working today, where is she, it's 7?
Oh, she's doing a Cassidy Shift today, coming in at 9.
by OGRT June 27, 2022
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cock shift

when your cock shifts from its original position (above balls) due to blood flow
“Liam really made my cock shift last night
by xX_jacobsen2009_Xx August 22, 2022
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