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Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012
mugGet the Shank Fairymug.

Shanking

Driving 4 hours just to dump someone as harshly as possible then leaving
“Damn bro, you drove to dallas just to shank that bitch???”

Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”
by dookiedropper123 March 29, 2022
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shank

To shit and wank at the same time.
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant
"Oh god, he was shanking, what a douche..."
by NemoleAmzi October 23, 2008
mugGet the shankmug.

shoe shank

To kick in the back of the heel of the person in front of you.
"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."

"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
by pseudonym? what? March 6, 2016
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shank

noun; a particularly thick cock, verb; to shank a girl with a thick cock
as in "shank of love" or the Irish "shank o' love"
by shankster31 August 7, 2010
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I Shank Back

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025
mugGet the I Shank Backmug.

Shank

Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.

When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.

Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!

Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
by wrys April 29, 2009
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