When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012

“Damn bro, you drove to dallas just to shank that bitch???”
“Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”
“Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”
by dookiedropper123 March 29, 2022

To shit and wank at the same time.
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant
by NemoleAmzi October 23, 2008

"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."
"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
by pseudonym? what? March 6, 2016

by shankster31 August 7, 2010

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

Shank comes from 2 words joined together, creating a sick fetish type act.
When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.
Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
When one SHits in his hand and wANKs = SHANK.
Could possibly mean they are homosexual.
Im not just having a wank, Im having a shank!
Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
Hey man, I ran outta lube. Thats ok you can always shit in your hand and wank or have a "shank" if you like.
by wrys April 29, 2009
