Self Ham

When you want to self harm but you can't spell so decide to cut your own dick instead

I was feeling depressed today, so I went to self harm but self ham’ed instead, and cut my dick off

by Self ham king November 29, 2021

self advertise

when a selfish person uses a platform to promote themselves

Jack: How do I get chicks on tinder?
Bob: Self advertise bro.

by bumsackbob June 5, 2016

self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice

Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice

by Townsman December 29, 2014

Self-Schadenfreude

If Schadenfreude is the act of deriving joy and laughter from the misery and suffering of others; then Self-Schaudenfreude is the act of laughing at others experiencing your pain; This may seem like an oxymoron; but many a Twitch streamer use this as a template for getting their streams starting; It is, after all, an unfiltered Stream of Consciousness, and not a filtered "Broadcast", A good example is Vinny Vinesauce, Joel Vargskelethor, DesertPogona, and many more. Self-depreciating humor is a requirement.

"local boomer experiences the phenomena of self-schadenfreude." -Anonymous Twitch Chat member watching the Streamer read Chat off and then laugh at others laughing at his misery.

by gamesmanner January 9, 2021

Self-dis

The act of offending oneself in order to create humour, first invented in 2013 by Mr. Penfold

Mate 1: Hey you know who's a dick?

Mate 2: Me!!!!

Mate 1: Haha, great self-dis!

by WillPenfold April 18, 2014

Self loader

A guy that secretly nuts in the palm of his hand and eats it.

I think Ian is a self loader. His breath always smells like cum.

by English prostitute April 3, 2022

Self Sabotage

When you have the opportunity for a easy, stress free life, but love to be a bad boy and get the blood pumping, so you make life decisions to ensure you get this daily.

I found out yesterday my licence has been expired for 3 months, I'm driving around in my unregistered ute with a bald back tyre while taking a video on my phone following a cop car. I like to partake in self sabotage.

by Close door openings June 6, 2022