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noob screwed

getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.
j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...

o: oh lol, what a faggot :D
by oplurus91136521 May 29, 2010
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Screw tape

A form of music such as Cd’s, Cassettes, Vinlys, that are produced by Dj screw The legend, creator of chopped and screwed . *Est 1983*
(“Its not a screw tape if I didn’t screw it”- Dj screw)
“You could leave two sticks, a swisher, and a fo'
And a Screw tape on the counter
And ain't nobody taking none of those drugs..
The fo' will still be ther', the sticks will be ther'
Know wha' I'm sayin'? The swisher be ther'
But where's the motherfuckin' Screw?
Everybody want Screw
So when you get this Screw right her'
I want you to hold on to this motherfucke'
Cause we gon' come up in '94, you best believe that”- 3 in the mornin by Dj screw.
by W4L7 June 4, 2021
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Tek Screw

A lazy way to describe a screw appropriate for a task of fixing. Used instead of properly bolting something
Can't we just tek screw it to the upright?
by BarryPseudo December 9, 2021
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Loose as a screw

When a woman’s vagina is particularly loose in comparison to others
Damn bro, her shit was loose as a screw
by Dude bro August 6, 2025
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Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.
Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.
by Somerealguysomewhereelse June 1, 2024
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universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.
John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.
by Resbyall July 15, 2014
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Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018
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