Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

Screen

Twenty øne piløts song

Hey have you heard the twenty one pilots song "Screen"??!!

by Artemis.zip November 29, 2017

grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 26, 2021

Giant Screen Reveal

That moment at the end of a movie (Hackers, Anti-Trust, Johnny Mnemonic, or The Running Man) in which the bad guy's evil plans are spilled to the world over one (or several) large screens, often broadcast over a large city block or two.

We were watching a movie about an evil conglomerate when the Big Boss's plans were revealed in a Giant Screen Reveal as he spoke them without realizing they were being broadcast.

by ElegantButler March 13, 2018

Human screen record

when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot

Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor

by yessssssssssssssssssssssssss00 June 13, 2022

Screen Flair

When you don’t do shit at work but have a lot of windows open to give the impression you’re working hard. (including but not limited to old spreadsheets, word documents, and PowerPoints.)

“Hey look at George’s screen flair! That guy doesn’t do shit all day and has had the same stuff on his screen for months”

by Tbonesteakumms February 21, 2023

Second Screen Syndrome

When you forget to bypass commercials on your Tivo because your on your second device

Doh! I missed bypassing the commercial. Must be suffering from second screen syndrome.

by AnnoyedGymUser July 20, 2014