samalang

a really shitty nickname that sucks dick and should die and i hate it so much that i might genuinely shoot myself and make you all scrape my brains off the wall

“Hey samalang!”

“Kill yourself.”

by IHATESAMALANG February 15, 2024

shamulate

Regulators that are actually Industry CHEERLEADERS of. those they publicity are supposed to MONITOR or REGULATE.

Also written $HAMULATE

To WHO is like the AEC; they both are shamulate the Public, because they are "in bed" with those they publicity MONITOR/REGULATE.

by CaptD March 13, 2024

simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024

Samurai Pill

A boner pill like Cialis or viagra. Makes u fuck like a samurai. Makes u the master swordsman. Musashi

“The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I’m on a goddamn samurai pill!”

-Dracula Flow 4

by Dogfucka April 24, 2024

samgladiator

Samgladiator is an american youtuber who wrote and directed the yandere highschool and tokyo soul minecraft youtube series. His work first began in 2008, and since then has gained a large renoun, including multiple korean commercials, and a doordash ad.

Person 1: Have you heard of samgladiator?
Person 2: Yeah! I loved his Tokyo Soul series!
Person 1: Oh my god me too! He made my childhood!

by Kirbybakyl May 14, 2024

Shmulamarced

The emotion you feel when your brain is melting, but you have to meet a deadline in two weeks.

Kaylee: I have a project due in two weeks and I'm feeling stressed. I wish there was a word for that.

Moon: There is! That's kinda shmulamarced, dawg.

by Shmulamarcedlover June 17, 2024

Samurai Sam

A retarded user on the website who hates America and hates patriotism and makes fun of country music especially Toby Keith and Lee greenwood who both are men who make songs praising America which is something every American should do

Hey dude did you the that guy Samurai Sam on urban dictionary he’s a total douche bag

by #buttLICKER February 9, 2025