Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023

Salmon

Its a type of fish with loads of omega 3 content

Theres plenty of fish in the sea, but i prefer salmon

by Fishfishfishyyyy January 6, 2024

saymon

saymon is a name for a wonderful, inspirational person. Saymon is kind but lets the world treat him as if he’s not. Saymon deserves the world, all he has to do is take it.

“You see that guy over there? he’s awesome”
“yeah, that’s Saymon!”

by passthejudgement November 22, 2023

Saymon

A name for a man with so much kindness in his heart. He deserves the world, he just has to take it. Everyone he meets is inspired by him and his undoubtedly amazing love and energy he carry’s around him.

“wow that guy is so amazing and inspiring”
“yeah, he must be a Saymon”

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Saymon

saymon is a name for a man who speaks truth and radiates the kindest energy. Saymon deserves the best things in life.

hes the chillest dude
yeah man, he’s saymon

by passthejudgement November 26, 2023

Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.

"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."

by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024

salmoned

To be tired of an item, especially food items.

I'm salmoned on strawberry yogurt. Give me some other flavor, please.

by TyrannicalTea April 26, 2024