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Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.
Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.
by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024
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Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.
It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023
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Shrimping

The act of misplacing shrimp in a location.
Someone was shrimping in my bathroom
by kyllgorrrr June 20, 2021
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beta shrimp

opposite of "Alpha Male"
Typically attributed to (overly) politically correct people who are easily offended
"That guy is such a snowflake - he's a real beta shrimp"
by EverestK2 April 10, 2018
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Shrimp out

To succeed with small odds.
"I may have to shrimp out with these circumstances."
by oldcokefan96 May 25, 2024
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Shrimp Penis

A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.
Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!
by i eat rich ppl January 1, 2021
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Shrimp

An alias of the word 'simp' created to innocently hide its intended meaning.
Normally used for the Hololive Vtuber Gawr Gura.

It was created on 'accident' by Gawr Gura when she confused the word Simp for Shrimp from her viewers.
From that point forward the word Simp was replaced with Shrimp for her specifically.
I'm going to shrimp with this $100 super-chat donation.
I can't believe i'm shrimping right now.
by UserOfNames December 3, 2020
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