Riding The Red Pony

Slang for a woman on her period.

"I'm riding the red pony"
"Are you riding the red pony this week?"
"Do you have a tampon; I'm riding the red pony."

by DivineEnigma April 29, 2012

riding the subway

When a person (male or female) gets on a train and is molested. This usually ends with a rape or "gangbang" situation.

She is so innocent. She will probably be riding the subway the entire week.

by heycrippy34 March 28, 2015

riding clean

Looking like you got money, a clean car does not mean no trash, it means whoever is saying that you're "riding clean" likes your car.

Example "Yo my fam that 1984 Buick is sweet, you riding clean now because you were in that raggedy 1983 rusty Buick last year."

by $streetTalk August 7, 2015

riding trump

To ride passenger in the backseat of a vehicle when a front seat passenger seat is available, as Donald Trump would do.

"Hey man wouldn't you rather sit up here?"
"That's alright, I prefer riding trump."

by Hilario Baldness August 30, 2015

Riding the Pink Dragon

To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.

"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"

by ridnthepinkdragon October 5, 2015

Riding the Lapras

Giving a blow job.

Girl 1: I really enjoy riding the lapras.
Girl 2: There's no way I'd put that thing in my mouth!

by Quunchable 1 December 1, 2016

riding shotgun

Having cowboy/cowgirl sex with a girl whose "paw" would likely make you marry her at da barrel of a thirty-aught-six side-by-side if he found out.

Hey, if you wanna risk having a roll in da hay with a hot-bodied farmer's daughter, knock yourself out, but just bear in mind dat you might likely be "riding shotgun", especially if you get said lovely damsel preggo --- remember, da cuter/sweeter da angelic-faced girl is, da more fiercely-protective her "paw" is likely to be.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023