"Check out my snack puppet!" said Marcie, pulling a sticky square of peanut brittle out of an athletic sock decorated with a cheery smile of red yarn and two black button eyes.
by Minty Coolie April 1, 2011

by im a unicorn with a monicle November 28, 2016

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion
"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"
by revvinkevin November 17, 2018

As the hand was thrust into his rectum, the newly formed gimp sock puppet was ordered to act like Elmo.
by Twat pringle January 5, 2024

When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
by ITGRF May 13, 2013

by Dogggycoms November 2, 2021
