when a sissy rubs their pathetic little clitty dixk until they cum in the palm of their own hand because they’ve watched so many CEI porn videos (Cum Eating Instructional) they now have to catch it all and slurp it up, for goddess.
by sillyboiv April 27, 2024
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My manager Clovis has been consuming a copious amount of Jamaican Beef Patties. So many so that I can see him physically bursting at the seems. He's gravy puddled.
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A group of large gay hairy men collectively gathered in a hot sweaty nightclub. The term started in Vancouver, Canada.
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Get the Cuddle Puddle mug.the three kittens were in a cozy cuddle-puddle on the sun-warmed blanket, all tangled up and purring contentedly.
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Get the Cuddle-Puddle mug.Similar to “The Gravy Method” but instead of getting the gravy out, the individual who put the powder inside the other persons asshole is tied down while the person with the gravy inside their asshole forcefully shits on the other persons face, proceeding to make the mess of a muddy puddle
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Barry. No why you ask?
Luke cos your coverd in blood...
Barry no there was no fighting i just motted your mum out while she was on.. it was a proper cunt puddle
Luke. Yeah my mums hole is like the red sea
Barry. No why you ask?
Luke cos your coverd in blood...
Barry no there was no fighting i just motted your mum out while she was on.. it was a proper cunt puddle
Luke. Yeah my mums hole is like the red sea
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