reverse puberty

when you started off looking like an adult, but you grew into a person who dresses like a 5 yr old and only 5ft tall.

Examples: Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez

2013
Alice: Wow, look at Shelly!
Patty: Yeah, and she's only 14! Wait till she's 16.

2015
Alice: Why does Shelly look so tiny and wear onesies and cat ears?
Patty: Ooh, she's a victim of reverse puberty. Sucks to suck.

by snafu love November 21, 2016

greasy pubes

when one does not wash their curly haired pubes for more than 8 weeks

barney: ew did you see dominica yesterday
Sam: YEA her pubes where greasy ass fuck bruv
barney: ew dam she had greasy pubes

by suck me greasy ass pubes babey June 16, 2017

Falling pubes

hairs that fall out of the air that have crabs on them

Ron: Hey Look a bunch of falling pubes!

by SaintRow for life October 31, 2017

Strawberry pubes

Strawberry pubes refers to a natural ginger female with red or orange hair, that has pubes that havs a natural strawberry color. Somebody that colors their pubes with dyes can be considered false pubes and is considered deception on the highest level. If you take strawberry pubes and gently place them in your mouth, you can taste natural flavors of the crisp variety. Natural strawberry pubes will have flavors and aromas of honey crisp apples, strawberry-rhubarb crisp, and Cookie Crisp. Sometimes you will even get flavors such as an under-ripe strawberry or even a sour, green apple taste. You will be able to differentiate somebody that dyes their pubes, because their flavors will taste like fingernail polish and baby shit.

I hit up a ginger in my class yesterday with strawberry pubes. It wasn't until last night when I pulled her pants down that I found out she was a day walker with false pubes.

by Uncle Renegade April 20, 2018

vagina pubes

Hair that grows on your "danger area" and gets itchy

My vagina pubes were itchy last night

I just grew some vagina pubes

by Toiletbowlwithspice November 27, 2017

Pesto Pubes

When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.

Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .

by Boner Forest February 20, 2018

Jiffy Pube

Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.

Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018