An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
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It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking
Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking
Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.
Nobody: What primary school are you from?
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one
Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one
Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*
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Marin Primary is the school where the semi smart rich kid with learning issues goes to get a fancy education. Everybody shops at urban outfitters and is a little fruity. Most likely openly has (gasp) ADHD. Pass your Egypt exam and get a new XBox. There is a million Henry’s. Everyone will end up at Ma Branson or most likely MC. Nobody is athletic but they flex their basketball skills on the daily. The teachers will not dress code you however you must stay in with the trends or else somebody will. Be weary of certain humanities teachers. They will skin you alive if you talk back.
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