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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
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Peanut Butter Jelly Bomb

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!

Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
Hey bartender, let me get a peanut butter jelly bomb...ASAP!
by Gray Devio February 7, 2020
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Shlatt, what happened to this peanut butter? Well, you weren't sure if we were gonna use it, so I did.
by syrup :) September 19, 2023
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Amish Peanut Butter

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread
He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner
by The lord voldermort January 3, 2024
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peanut butter Nelly

A woman that smears peanut butter on her pussy then makes the family pet like her clean
You know laquanda across the street? Yeah she's a "peanut butter Nelly" everyone says so....
by HyporboreanVrilguy March 12, 2023
mugGet the peanut butter Nellymug.

peanut butter and jelly

The sexual act of eating butt and the vagina while the woman is on her period
I overheard two women talking about having their peanut butter and jelly tossed during that time of month
by Smuccerz February 25, 2021
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