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Jake paul

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by A Jake Pauler's Dad July 6, 2017
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Paul Masson

Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."
Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.
by ELSWORTHPB December 9, 2008
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Paul Blart

Derogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop).
"Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?"
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."
by BfloDrumDude June 22, 2012
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jake paul

a little ass bitch, who fuckin die in fire
by fffffffuuuuuuucccckkkk yyyoouu September 26, 2017
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paul platter

The Paul Platter is when a man performs oral sex on a female after she has had sex with two other men in the same evening.
The female participates in sexual intercourse with two different men at different times during the day or evening and later finds a third man who proceeds to go down and perform oral sex on the female. The last male has just performed a "paul platter" and is probably unaware of the females earlier activities.
by The Violator February 27, 2014
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miriam paul

I need to fuck. Where is Miriam Paul?
by Johnny Two Guns June 5, 2018
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The Paul Brothers

(Jake and Logan). Literally the definition of a condom fail.
Person 1: Dude, The Paul Brothers are whack.
Person 2: yee.
by RealityUnfold April 1, 2019
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