Panda Portrait

A panda portrait is a photograph you take of yourself while on a bicycle. A bicyclist holds their camera out with one arm, and takes a picture of their own face, while on their bicycle, possibly while wearing a bicycle helmet.

I think this term can also be used for videos of one's self while riding a bicycle, in motion.

It may come from the idea that pavement is black, and the bike lane stripe is white. Panda's are black and white striped, just like bike lanes. Maybe the bicyclist stencil used to paint and mark bike lanes looks somewhat like a panda.

Check out my new photos from last week's ride. I took some great panda portraits!

by orangek November 25, 2009

Panda Dick

an ironic intentional mispronunciation of the word pedantic used to prompt a correction that proves respondents pedantic nature.

1: "Stop being a panda dick"
2: "Don't you mean pedantic"
1: "your doing it still!"

by Jake S47 December 14, 2008

Panda Tits

Weird looking or unusual breast

Look at this tit pic Cheryl just sent me! Ugh, dude those some nasty panda tits!

by -aNoN- August 4, 2015

Panda-Z

PANDA-Z is a very cute panda. It flies planes. It also has a large robot panda that it controls, evilly. They make for very cute stickers.

PANDA-Z stickers are hardcore.

by jujodi November 8, 2006

panda clam

a vagina closed up with hardened sand while the woman sleeps. usually done to asians as a joke.

i gave korin a panda clam

by PandaSandTheAsian December 4, 2007

purple panda

command for calling a window seat when the initial "shotgun" call has already been called.

Dude let's go to Wendy's...Shotgun... dang it Purple Panda. Now I got to sit next to that stinky sweaty hairy fat ass NARB bastard.

by Tom/Conwell April 15, 2007

gay panda

A rare, but real case where two (or more) male panda bears forsake their dwindling numbers and have anal sex with each other. The reason this is so rare is because the population is so low that rarely would two male pandas get put in captivity together so anyone could actually watch them.

Hey, you see that gay panda? He is gonna get that other panda to do him up the panda butt.

eww, no wonder them fags are an endangered species.

by Oy, get off me telephone! December 28, 2005