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Pumpkin Noodle

A pumpkin noodle is when you eat spaghetti off of your girlfriends ass and than vomit it back up on her chest and carve your name in the puke.
"Dude, las night Jessica and I had the breast pumpkin noodles, and I got to sign her chest."
by The NoodleMystero September 4, 2013
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pumpkin dutch oven

Veda consummated his wedding at the stroke of midnight with a ripe pumpkin dutch oven. It was so powerful that Nishta was transformed.
by Bhaisaab April 27, 2014
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Pumpkin Spice Massage

A type of massage that only trendy assholes have done.
See that Hipster? He just came back from getting a Pumpkin Spice Massage.
by andyiskindofcool November 26, 2014
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pumpkin spice realm

If you're gonna go get a coffee, stay away from the pumpkin spice realm!
by GenkiGal November 21, 2017
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Pumpkin cream pie

When u carve two holes in a pumpkin and try and touch dicks in the middle and see who can cream first then pull that shit out and make a pumpkin pie using your grandmas recipe then serve it to your family at thanksgiving dinner with love !!! Gobble gobble
Damn I Sure hope Jake invites me to Thanksgiving dinner I heard him and Nathan made a Pumpkin cream pie last night!!!! Boy was Zack pissed
by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019
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pumpkin spice pubes

A basic bitches gay ass is hairy and smelly!!!!!!
by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022
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Pumpkin Spice Hoe

These are the girls who have exceeded the max level of basic. They drink PSL every day and just overdo the whole basic girl in autumn thing
I can’t get over how much of a pumpkin spice hoe that girl Krista is. How has she not been crowned Pumpkin Spice Queen.
by angelica.eliza.and.peggy October 12, 2017
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