the optometrist

The act of a male jizzing in a females eyes while open, and making her read a letter chart

"Oh my gawsh Brittney, augustine TOTALLY gave me The Optometrist last night and i swear i couldnt read past the 1st row. He sure has some thick semen"

by brittney chung October 1, 2014

delusional optimistic

A person who is optimistic about everything beyond logic and reason. The optimism level of this person surpasses reason and is a way to see everything as glass full.

Man his girlfriend left him for a rich guy, but he still thinks he gonna get her back. He's a proper delusional optimistic

by Manavtbitw January 19, 2021

binary options

A form of gambling that you bet whether the price will be either higher or lower in fixed time.

I found IQ Option and lost $300 on, holy shit, those fucking thieves! Fuck binary options!

by Skate finder April 22, 2021

The TK Option

Named after the PUA of this move, @TK, "The TK Option" is a player's all or nothing technique where you kiss a girl out of the blue in order to gage her level of interest or potentially raise her interest in you through the bold action. ideally, you should kiss her 6-7 times for a full effect.

Jack: I don't know if Anna is interested in me man
TK: wait hold up...have you tried "The TK Option"?
Jack: Yeah! I kissed her once and nothing happened!
TK: You are supposed to do it 6-7 times smh
Jack: ...I fucked up....

by thenumbaoneption April 14, 2022

Optimus

The brand name Radio Shack used for most of there electronics sold from the early 1990's until late 2002 when radio shack changed over to name brands Such as RCA, Sony, Pioneer, etc...

Hey Brotha..., Radio Shack has a huge sale on most of there Optimus Stereo/Amplifiers, TV's, CD Players, Cassette Players, Turntables, etc...

Ight Dogg, It's still Realistic but I can dig that brand...

by Ravpaq October 6, 2006

Suicide is your only option

the words of a moron

suicide is your only option after you take it in the ass

by fag June 28, 2003

optimus prime

My Vibrator

Damn optimus prime feels good on my clit

ya i use clit stimulation and I have never orgasmed during sex!

by L.S.K. (little stoner kid!) October 1, 2008