The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.
It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.
by GoYouPackers July 30, 2010
Get the time machinedmug. The time spent with your best friend being just the two of you. Usually set on a specific time and date either taking place in the home or out somewhere.
by TrueBeanieBoyBob July 12, 2018
Get the Bestie Timemug. Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
by emoticon1 November 29, 2011
Get the time dyslexicmug. When a person from the future is killed in the past by another time traveler wearing period clothing.
Sven met his untimely demise when he was time clowned in the 18th century by a fellow time traveler.
by webgoat August 14, 2012
Get the time clownmug. Man say! Its 12:00 p.m on a muthafuckin sunday hoe its Biscuit time! We out! Im tryna be outta' deree. (The time to get fucked up off your drug of choice, but usually a term meant to start drinking.
by Swxxt.t539bxtch May 21, 2017
Get the biscuit timemug. by THZP February 8, 2018
Get the cabin timemug. -“wasssup slime, the party goin crzy”
-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”
-“it’s babadook time”😏
-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”
-“it’s babadook time”😏
by AngeredMuffin February 9, 2020
Get the “It’s Babadook Time”mug.