spruce deuce

A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.

Damn that shit was like the Spruce Deuce!

by sprucedeuce October 28, 2015

What the deuce?

A saying used by Stewie Griffin in Family Guy

Stewie: What the deuce?!

by Anonymous person..... March 28, 2019

dub deuces

22"s fo sho!!!!
a dub is a 20 and deuce is two

I jus' traded up my dubs for some dub-deuces

by Vankouver June 8, 2004

Deuce and a Quarter

A classic Buick Electra equipped with the legendary 225ci v6.

Hey man did you see Dave's new deuce and a quarter?

No. Where the hell does he find all these fucking Buicks at?

by 3decadestoolate July 18, 2012

chunkin deuce

a term used when someone has extreme diarrhea and it exits the body at a really high rate.

Hey man where the hell did Steve go?
Man that nigga is chunkin deuce, like a mf.

by jew c tuatte March 15, 2009

Deuce

A raging, sexaholic pilot. Termed for the craving of sticking it in "slot deuce."

That Deuce just rocked my world.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

deuce

the most boringest bro ever...whoa!!!! tqz!

x: ayo tqz!

tqz: whoa! call me deuce bro! whoa!

by xdeuceWHOA!x12 February 14, 2008