Dropping a deuce in a bathroom other than yours.
I am going to deuce bomb the fifth floor bathroom so nobody from our office knows I blew out the fourth floor bathroom.
by e2shorty August 14, 2015
by dustind June 05, 2007
verb
To accurately and specifically predict the reaction of someone to a situation or stimulus, showing acute insight into and observation of (or just over-familiarity with) the subject.
Named after alias of the first recorded example of "deuce-ing." Not meant to belittle the subject, but rather, to praise the observatorial powers of the deuce-er.
To accurately and specifically predict the reaction of someone to a situation or stimulus, showing acute insight into and observation of (or just over-familiarity with) the subject.
Named after alias of the first recorded example of "deuce-ing." Not meant to belittle the subject, but rather, to praise the observatorial powers of the deuce-er.
Time: 1:15
Place: Outside, across street from bar
Jeff and Peter observe John walking in the general direction of bar
Jeff: "Hey, ask John if he's getting a Martini or a Mimosa."
Peter: (Checks watch) To Jeff: "He'll say it's too late for a Mimosa." Yells To John: "Are you getting a Martini or a Mimosa?"
John: (Checks watch) To Peter: "It's too late for a Mimosa."
Jeff & Peter: (Laugh)
Jeff: (To Peter) "Dude, you totally deuced him."
Place: Outside, across street from bar
Jeff and Peter observe John walking in the general direction of bar
Jeff: "Hey, ask John if he's getting a Martini or a Mimosa."
Peter: (Checks watch) To Jeff: "He'll say it's too late for a Mimosa." Yells To John: "Are you getting a Martini or a Mimosa?"
John: (Checks watch) To Peter: "It's too late for a Mimosa."
Jeff & Peter: (Laugh)
Jeff: (To Peter) "Dude, you totally deuced him."
by jmiller September 07, 2006
by Anonymous June 13, 2003
by xdeuceWHOA!x12 February 14, 2008
by Vankouver June 09, 2004
Hey man did you see Dave's new deuce and a quarter?
No. Where the hell does he find all these fucking Buicks at?
No. Where the hell does he find all these fucking Buicks at?
by 3decadestoolate July 15, 2012