Starr Funny Scale

A scale that is used to determine the funniness of a person/thing/event. Can range from funny as...

1-A visit to grandma's
2-Knock-knock jokes
3-Watching grandma fall down the stairs
4-Comedy stand-up
5-Emma/Matt

(Note: Few things are actually as funny as the last classification Emma/Matt. Do not use often)

Person 1: How funny do you think a fart in school is?
Person 2: I think its about a 3 on the Starr Funny Scale

by WakkaWakkaBOOM June 16, 2009

Big Red Binary Scale

There is a need, when attending an Ivy League university like Cornell (Mascot: Big Red), to ditch the standard 0-10 rating system when assessing women on the street or at parties, in favor of the Binary Scale which simplifies the former system to a straightforward 0 or 1. A girl who is given a 0 rating by the individual or his friends would be considered a “no-go” and thus not socially acceptable to get with, whereas a girl deserving of a 1 gives the individual the green light to “go for it.” This system is helpful because it removes all of the grey area associated with hooking up and alleviates the pain that comes with hooking up with a girl deemed borderline by your friends. With the Big Red Binary Scale, peace of mind is as easy deciding whether she is a 0 or 1.

"Out here it's tough to keep your dignity without the Big Red Binary Scale. I know the girl last night wasn't a supermodel but I was blacked out and she was a still 1."

by LazyChodeLupo July 21, 2009

Relationship 10 Point Scale

1st... Hug
2nd... Holding Hands
3rd... Kiss On The Cheek
4th... Kiss On The Lips
5th... Open Kiss
6th... Kiss With Tongues
7th... Touching Boobs, Vagina And/Or Penis
8th... 7th But With Clothes Off
9th... Oral Sex
10th... Sexual Intercourse

Dude1: How Far Did You Get With That Girl?
Dude2: Well, On The Relationship 10 Point Scale We Got To 4! :D

by LilMissBlondie August 17, 2009

scale of 1 to harry potter

Used to scale anything in reference to a Harry Potter character, event or spell.

On a scale of 1 to Harry Potter, Eclipse was a Neville Longbottom. In other words, it had its moments

by sasquatch20 July 06, 2010

ass scale (1-10)

Basically the same as female and male hotness scale but has to do with how big, round, jiggly or fat ur ass is

1- flat ass or silicon

2- pretty much nothing but a little bump
3- a little bigger
4- alittle jiggly
5- sort of round not very fat or jiggly
6- rounder not very big or jiggly
7- very round pretty jiggly
8- round, big and makes guys hard
9- queen of all asses
10- sweet jesus the mf god of all asses no chemicals or nothing

Ashton- Nigga did u see that ass
Jordan-That ass was so fake, only like a 2 on the ass scale (1-10)

by urfuckingsuperb November 09, 2016

1-10 attractiveness scale

the 1-10 attractiveness scale is a symmetrical density curve in which the mean is 5. As you move further away from the mean (5), fewer and fewer people meet those numbers. Thus, that 10 you're looking for is really just as rare as you think.

Greg: yo, where does Cathie fall on the 1-10 attractiveness scale?

Bill: Honestly, she's one in a million, gotta be an 8.

by hobbitswithtophats September 15, 2016

The 5-5-5 Scale

Commonly used scale to rate women based on their three most important components, tits, face, and ass. A scale of 1-5 is used to judge each part of woman. A 15 would be a really hot girl with great tits and firm ass. A 0 would be, you know.

- Damn, that girl is bangin'.

- Man, she's a 15 on The 5-5-5 Scale.

by j5l5 September 24, 2012