Diddly Dan

A Diddly Dan is a person that like too diddle, which means dick play.

Guy 1: yoo bro stop being a Diddly Dan
Diddly Dan: I'm sorry I got a porn addiction
Guy 1: bro..

by MiniMeuwu September 15, 2021

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dan mac

A little bender that listens to smooth radio and has a Calendar to write everything

Dan Mac the bender

by Big fat hard on July 23, 2021

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Dan & Kevin

Two of the most common names of men suffering from balding.

What happen to Dan & Kevin's hair?

by whoamI May 24, 2012

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Dan Patton

the most hottest guy ever.
he meow's alot.

for example, 'MEOW MOTHER FUCKERS DAN PATTON IS HOT'

by Sparkes_ October 17, 2011

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honestly anyone can fall in love with you and you fall in love too easily. i love you with all of my heart and i’m sure other people do. you are many people soulmates i’m sure but i only wish that i was yours. i love you dan and i always will

dan jones is the love of my life.

by my virtual therapy December 2, 2021

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Dan + Shay

Musicians that call themselves "country singers" but haven't had a good song since 2018. And some how they still sometimes play their songs on "country" radio.

Guy 1: You listen to country music?

Guy 2: Of course, my favorite is Dan + Shay !

Guy 1: ew, more like Dan + Gay.

by Jason Booker September 10, 2022

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