moon thot

A girl you only hit up to fuck when the moon is out

Friend: You bringing Danica to my birthday?
Me: Nah, she a moon thot.

by breadmachiene March 17, 2019

Society of the Moon

A secret society of bald people. The entry requirements are to either be a bald person, or save the life of a bald person.

Luke: "Hey man I see you joined the Society of the Moon since you started chemo"
George: "Yes, I am #3455"

by Cumbellina August 5, 2019

mistress moon

the implication that the moon is wlw*

or
to allude to lesbianism.

*women loving women

Woman1: “Oh, I love your moon earrings!”

Woman2: “Of course. I know Mistress Moon. Do you?”
Woman1: “Why, yes😏. I’m regularly in contact with the Mistress.”

by Nethernina June 18, 2021

moon hockey

A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"

by Foopod November 6, 2010

goblin moon

A very spiteful showing of a posterior, specifically belonging to a goblin.

Charface Charlie spitefully showed his goblin moon to the snobby harbor master.

by AlemCato July 21, 2020

moon burnt

The reference too or about someone's or somethings current skin color , tone or looks and or the body actions,words or hitness level of them.

Amity- cant wait tell summer so I can get a sun tan.
Tj- Oooo yeah bisshhh your moon burnt.

by big trappe April 1, 2019

Moon Melt

A psychological “melt down” / big mood swing linked to the full moon phase of a Lunar Cycle.

Moon phases have always been known to cause mood swings in humans throughout history , hence the ancient term “Lunatic”

Oh my god , I had a huge moon melt last full moon !! I was crazy for 4 days ... it sent me nuts .

by Cainey October 3, 2020