Mom Math

The maternal equivalent of “girl math.” When mentally stressed, resourceful, or street-smart mothers share tips on digital platforms like TikTok and Instagram how they plan their hectic schedules around their children’s sleeping or waking hours, or how they stretch their money to meet their little ones’ needs and wants, without experiencing a mental meltdown.
Mom math is applying home calculus to the family life, by maximizing love, joy, and peace (or minimizing fear, pain, and stress) for family members from limited time or resources.
by Numerati October 12, 2023
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Soccer Mom

A mom who attends all of their child's soccer games, has has no clue about any of the rules.
Soccer Mom: C'mon goalie, chase the ball across the field!
by Jimbolicious7 March 16, 2015
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dance mom

pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.
joe: your mum is a crazy dance mom
lisa: i don't understand
by games98092893 August 19, 2019
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smoothie mom

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.
Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.
by thepal January 19, 2017
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Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.
My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.
by Tree Hall November 02, 2009
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cake mom

A female who possesses a dominatingly colossal butt; who can be a mother when needed, but also show you a good time. (Doesn't have to be a mom).
The moment I laid eyes on my future wife's cheeks I knew she was a cake mom.
by cakemom May 02, 2016
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Meme mom

A meme mom is basically the mom of a group that really likes memes, or just a meme loving mom lol.
„She‘s the mom of this group, the meme mom, actually“
by iiinsertusername October 28, 2018
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