Dan Ivan

When you promise to give something that isn't your but it backfires and blows up in your face.

But you said we're gonna have money for the highways...
Soryy, I just pulled a Dan Ivan.

by Alupigus Barna June 03, 2021

Dan haider

A term used for A British boy who knows all possible slang

Dan:That's peak fam
Timos: didn't ask
Francis: such a Dan Haider

by Randi gandu April 04, 2021

Dan Goodlooking

Simply put... A man on such a high level of being the ideal soulmate, purely perfect in everyway for all the women on the planet Earth. His ethics always consistantly improving and naturally tower far above and beyond what all other ordinary men can only dream of.

The 2nd Brother: 'Daniel is so Dan Goodlooking, he makes me feel like a complete failure and I'm doomed to be nothing better than just the one who may be barely be lucky enough to get 2nd place.'

by DAMNGOODLOOKIN August 09, 2010

A Dan Marino

When you take a dump inside of a urinal, named after the erstwhile Miami Dolphins Quarterback.

"Yeah man, every single stall was full and I was rushing to my meeting so I just had to drop the trousers and pull a Dan Marino."

by thewarrior1986 June 04, 2015

dan ord

A wild man that eats face when kisses you, enjoys slippery surfaces, dosent like to be seperated from lover, Loves to try to impress girls by jumping over things, feeds his cat, bipolar.

That man was a dan ord. the way he fed his cat orange peels.

by nayywayyhayy May 09, 2009

Slutty Dan

A "slutty dan" is a dad/father figure who finds an affair with another woman other than his wife.

See cheater, liar, or slut.

"Where's your husband been all these nights?"
"I kicked him out. He was a slutty dan."

by Mr. Bosley March 05, 2013

Dan + Shay

Musicians that call themselves "country singers" but haven't had a good song since 2018. And some how they still sometimes play their songs on "country" radio.

Guy 1: You listen to country music?

Guy 2: Of course, my favorite is Dan + Shay !

Guy 1: ew, more like Dan + Gay.

by Jason Booker September 11, 2022