Gum Nazi

That one teacher that doesn't let you chew gum in class... and gives detentions for it...

Eric: *Chews gum slowly while taking French quiz*

Mrs. Harnish: "ARE YOU CHEWING GUM?!?! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! OFF TO SUPERVISION WITH YOU!!!"

Jim: *whispering* "Wow, what a Gum Nazi!"

by Grammar Gestapo October 22, 2011

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Food Nazi

A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom).

Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!

Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis!

Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies!

Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?!

Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you!

by Darth Chaos January 13, 2009

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ticket nazi

the woman cop in south bound brook new jersey that gives tickets for the littlest things

"im riding my bike without a helmet OH NO HERE COMES THE TICKET NAZI"

by rhyann August 26, 2005

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Stapler nazi

Someone who takes too long with a stapler

Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!

by Nick February 4, 2005

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Nazi Cola

Coca-Cola marketed a small robot toy overseas, bearing design elements that closely resembled swastikas. Thus, Nazi Cola.

Subject of a Ron & Fez Comedy Pyramid.

Nazi Cola: The Final Solution...

For Thirst.

by jezzerinsf July 21, 2006

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Grammar Nazi

An upstanding member of the Third Reich who believes people should be threatened with internment in a concentration camp if there communication skills aren't perfect... Wait! I was just kidding! Please don't take me away!!! Heil Webst...

GN1) That Arschloch over they're should be sent to Auschwitz!

GN2) Did you just...

GN1) How dare you question a fellow grammar nazi!

GN2) Too late, mein Herr. Heil Webster! Grammatik macht frei!

by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010

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