Anxiety nap

When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.

Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.

by Horrid Pain July 20, 2020

Ass nap

A comfortable nap on the back side of a large butt female

I could really use a Ass nap from her

by Jraco.Season October 28, 2021

Mash Nap

Where on masturbates then naps immediately after.

Alex took herself to her bedroom for a quick mash nap.

by Somewhere soon March 27, 2022

jacket-napping

When you forcefully put a jacket on a person and force them to put one 1 arm through the sleeve then drag them away with all your power

person 1: oh hi you're looking pretty cold let me give you my jacket
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what

person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME

by national person September 28, 2021

Crackhead Nap

When you allow yourself to dose off for a few seconds then wake up COMPLETELY energized

" Zoie never sleeps she just takes crackhead naps "

by Z-Power November 16, 2019

pumpkin napping

Pumpkin Napping is when you drive around in the middle of the night stealing people's pumpkins off their lawns and porches.

Yo Ethan, wanna go cruise around the strip and go Pumpkin Napping?

by Bernie-Lb October 19, 2017

Iced Nap

A iced nap is where one sits in bed while hungover with an ice lolly, most commonly a orange one

I could really do with an iced nap

by Icey12345 June 30, 2023