Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 1, 2022

fire mullet

A "Fire Spinner's Mullet."
Or a Mullet otherwise attained by performing activities resulting in the combustion of your hair, leading to a Mullet.

I had a Fire Mullet, and then shaved my head.

by BigFireOwl December 17, 2013

south of the border mullet

Short pubes in the front, long ass hair in the back... Businesses in the front party in the back

My girl's got that south of the border mullet if you know what I mean!!

by Dixie Stampede September 8, 2016

Mullet

A Mullet is a certain type of hair cut that is strongly fashionable among both males and females all around the world. A Mullet is when you have a very shortly trimmed cut on top of your head (no fringe, usually below 3cm long) and a significantly long patch of hair on the back (usually down to the collar bone, but lots of people have shorter) side of your head. usually the sides will also be cut below 1.5cm long to enhance the look but this is not necessary to achieve a Mullet.

Mate, that's a great Mullet!

by Mark Fisher - Urban Dictionary September 16, 2020

Mullet

When you shave your pussy but not your asshole.

how was she last night bro?'

'Yeah not bad but I was hitting it from the back and saw a mullet'

'Oh damn nigga I bet you still ate it though'

'Helllll yeaaaah nigguuuuuh'

by Skeet boy September 3, 2022

Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies

Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

mullet tooth

A mullet tooth is when someone has nice teeth in the front but is missing a tooth in the back; similar to the haircut (business in the front, party in the back)

hey man did you see that guy? I didn’t think he was a tweaker until I saw his mullet tooth in the back.

by amishrainstorm September 26, 2022