surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

mount markham

A school that is known as "Mount Moron" and the name sure does fit! A rock could graduate from this school just as easily as the pot head students that attend.

See that kid? He smells like cow shit doesn't he? Yea. He's from Mount Markham

by anonymouspurplesock March 25, 2017

Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..

Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.

by Hermankey December 12, 2022

shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.

"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"

by cmantheprophet December 28, 2020

Mount Pelé

Volcanic peak on Martinique Island, named after famous football athelete Edson Arantes do Nascimento.

I suppose that Mr. Nascimento might indeed feel honored to have Mount Pelé named after him, but I would consider it a dubious honor, considering how much destruction this infamous smoking cauldron of Hell has created.

by QuacksO March 09, 2019

camel mount

Camel toe; kind of like when your pants get caught in your butt crack. Except it's a result of having too much labia and the pants get caught in there. You're welcome😇

Ew, you can see Elise's camel mount in those pants

by Disney_fries May 07, 2022

Mount Saint Joseph Academy

A school of smart and cool girls. They all carry lululemon bags as lunch bags and are iPad kids. If you Snapchat a mount girl, you WILL receive a sideways snap.

Jessica goes to Mount Saint Joseph Academy

by Crazy738 March 09, 2022