The Moon Effect

when boys or girls are only horny at night

Jack wanted to hook up with Kelly last night but she fell asleep and when she woke up he said "never mind I don't want to anymore don't tell anyone" guess it was the moon effect

by southwest September 12, 2016

mistress moon

the implication that the moon is wlw*

or
to allude to lesbianism.

*women loving women

Woman1: “Oh, I love your moon earrings!”

Woman2: “Of course. I know Mistress Moon. Do you?”
Woman1: “Why, yes😏. I’m regularly in contact with the Mistress.”

by Nethernina June 18, 2021

painted the moon

shagging a girl or guy from behind when close to cumming pulling out and spunking on their arse.

That girl was a great fuck. I painted the moon last night.

by teknologik May 28, 2009

wheat moon

What farmers call the Harvest Moon. Primarily wheat farmers.

Molly: Mom theres a wheat moon tonight, does that mean the farmers can harvest their crops?
Chrissy: Back in my day we called it a Harvest moon, but whatever, potato tomato.

by bostoncasey September 14, 2019

goblin moon

A very spiteful showing of a posterior, specifically belonging to a goblin.

Charface Charlie spitefully showed his goblin moon to the snobby harbor master.

by AlemCato July 21, 2020

moon hockey

A sport developed and posted on the internet so that you can win a bet with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend - "There are five types of hockey"
Me - "There are way more than that"
Girlfriend - "Oh yeah, like what?"
Me - "Um . . . Moon Hockey"

by Foopod November 6, 2010

moon thot

A girl you only hit up to fuck when the moon is out

Friend: You bringing Danica to my birthday?
Me: Nah, she a moon thot.

by breadmachiene March 17, 2019