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The Mr Clarke

A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"
"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"
by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021
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Mr. Guida

Well-known substitute teacher at school. Most of the time he’ll be on top of things and run the class smoothly. Doesn’t allow cell-phone use and enforces the teachers instructions when it needs to be done
Mr. Guida was our substitute for biology because Mrs. Krusz wasn’t here today.
by Spic Dickuloid November 27, 2018
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Mr. Dreidel

The jews version of santa, and is usually just a guy in a dreidel coustume.
Mom: look kids mr. dreidel is here with your presents!
Kids: No way, thank you mr. dreidel ive always wanted a disgusting noodle kugel!!!
by Hood safari November 15, 2016
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mr stoddart

wow mr stoddart is looking great today
by falafel13693758 March 10, 2020
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Mr. Gonzalez

A really hot math teacher who should've been a model but instead pursued a career as a high school teacher. His looks are so glorious it will blow you away and send you to heaven, not to mention, the fragrance he wears is absolutely majestic you could smell it from a mile away.
Person 1: Omg Mr. Gonzalez is so hot.
Person 2: I know right, I'd let him divide my legs.
by calculator4ever December 3, 2022
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Mr mates

Someone that has a lack of mates. Because of this pressure and lack of mates they try and be everyone’s mate. This is to cover their insecurities.
Mr mates: hey bro I’ll buy you food I have many donuts

Random: thanks bro I’ll do anything for some donuts

Mr mates: are we friends now?

Random: no man we just met.

Mr mates: we all good bro?
by cheesyqdingle April 9, 2022
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Mr g

The only ok teacher in everest rated pe teacher but his trim is not rated.
Mr g is not fresh
by Its.scr November 20, 2019
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