Any Man With The Name Marco Or Alcaide Will Have The Mindset Of A Race Car Or Is Brain Dead, But Whoever Is Named This Is Both
Person A: Hi My Name Is Marco
Person B: Hi My Name Is Alcaide
Person C: Hi My Name Is marco alcaide
All 3: Ooga Bungabooga Ooh Ooh Ooh Aah
Person B: Hi My Name Is Alcaide
Person C: Hi My Name Is marco alcaide
All 3: Ooga Bungabooga Ooh Ooh Ooh Aah
by Sorenlin Lucid October 23, 2022
Get the marco alcaidemug. One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. Gentleman, and is very good at treating women with respect. Genuinely nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving. A Marcos is a very tall/average handsome, relatively mature, boy. He may seem like a nerd but he has a caring heart. Often considered as a god in some religions. A Marco is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. And he always makes sure his hair is okay. Always there to be a shoulder to cry on whenever you meet him. If you meet a Marco in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
by Gabby V. September 25, 2018
Get the Marcomug. One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. Gentleman, and is very good at treating women with respect. The hotest guy you will ever meet u cant find anybody cooler than marcos. Genuinely nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving. Usually the guy who plays handball. Sucks at basketball. He's contemptuous, however not in a rude sarcastic way, but a funny sarcastic way. Has an incredible taste in doodle jump. Enjoys running. Marcos is also a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. Always there to be a shoulder to cry on whenever you meet him. If you meet a Marcos in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
by Marcos A June 15, 2017
Get the Marcosmug. 
Isn’t fat but someone named Carlos is fat. A person named Marcos would be really cool, is hot, is extremely smart, and is a chick magnet.
by The obvious best November 6, 2019
Get the Marcosmug. A sex god who pulls woman like he pulls tampons from women every night, A total hunk, and the alpha Male, in other words a giga chad
by Markzuckdaddy May 8, 2022
Get the Marcosmug. Can be used in different scenarios:
1. (v.) Synonym for stealing.
2. (v.) Getting a job by submitting an incorrect/fabricated requirements/achievements.
3. (v.) When you submit job requirements by listing your father's/mother's job experience.
4. (n.) Cocaine
5. (v.) An act for skipping something (i.e. events)
6. (adj.) To describe one's lack of educational background.
How to use:
Noun, adjective: Marcos
Past tense(in verb, noun): Marcos-ed
Present tense(in verb): Marcosing
Future tense(in verb): Will Marcos
1. (v.) Synonym for stealing.
2. (v.) Getting a job by submitting an incorrect/fabricated requirements/achievements.
3. (v.) When you submit job requirements by listing your father's/mother's job experience.
4. (n.) Cocaine
5. (v.) An act for skipping something (i.e. events)
6. (adj.) To describe one's lack of educational background.
How to use:
Noun, adjective: Marcos
Past tense(in verb, noun): Marcos-ed
Present tense(in verb): Marcosing
Future tense(in verb): Will Marcos
1. My car was just Marcos-ed a few days ago, so I'm current filling a crime affidavit.
2. I was really having a hard time looking for a job so I asked my friend in a company to help me Marcos an open position.
3. My friend was an undergrad and is looking really hard for a job to keep his college afloat so he Marcos-ed his CV to get a part-time job in a local McDonalds.
4. An abandoned house in my local neighborhood was reported as Marcos manufacturing site, so the police has kept it locked.
5. I Marcos-ed a party last week because I am not feeling well.
6. My math teacher in high school was once a Marcos and decided to pursue college and right now she is a professor in a university.
2. I was really having a hard time looking for a job so I asked my friend in a company to help me Marcos an open position.
3. My friend was an undergrad and is looking really hard for a job to keep his college afloat so he Marcos-ed his CV to get a part-time job in a local McDonalds.
4. An abandoned house in my local neighborhood was reported as Marcos manufacturing site, so the police has kept it locked.
5. I Marcos-ed a party last week because I am not feeling well.
6. My math teacher in high school was once a Marcos and decided to pursue college and right now she is a professor in a university.
by guomi March 5, 2022
Get the Marcosmug.