the last chicken on the shelf

Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with

Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008

from first to last

from first to last started in 2002 and went through many line up changes. now it is matt (lalalaa/chugawug), travis (rararawr/chugawug) matt m.(laaalala/thumbthump), derek (bangbang). they have just released their self-entitled album anddd its not there best but its good.

albums:
esasthiesaetic - 7.8 outa 10
dear diary - 9.4 outa 10
heroine - 8.5 outa 10
thenew one - 6.2 outa 10

from first to last is sweet as shit.

by coreyx3 June 14, 2008

Last Train to Paris

A sexual act involving 5 individuals: 3 males and 2 females. The Last Train to Paris is when a male and female form a train of sexual intercourse, leading up to the remaining two males performing an Eiffel Tower. Hence "The Last Train to Paris".

Hey broski, remember that time where we walked in on Jeff and his friends catching the Last Train to Paris?

by The ball buster October 11, 2011

last call lucy

The less attractive version of a cougar, the "Last Call Lucy" is easier and sluttier than most cougars. Generally Last Call Lucys are washed up bar stars. The name originated in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, where after last call was made, an ugly 40-something woman (named Lucy) was seen desperately hitting on the drunkest guy in the bar.

"Man, I woke up this morning, and fucking last call lucy was right beside me. It burns to piss."

by Bots August 04, 2006

Last-word warriors

A person that finds an overwhelming need to ensure they have the last-word in an argument..

Last-word warriors.

Jane: that's not true..
Michelle: Yeah it is so!
Jane: What ever, I don't care..
Michelle: Good.
Jane: I'm going to bed.
Michelle: ..

by Cpt Yuki October 20, 2011

Last Bullet Syndrome

Occurs mostly in fps games where a person has a gun or a similar projectile based weapon. The person reloads everytime he depletes some of his rounds (but never fully) even if they shot just one bullet.

Person 1: *Has 50/100 bullets left in a magazine. Reloads. Shoots one bullet. Reloads again*
Person 2: ,,Why are you reloading so much?"
Person 1: ,,I have last bullet syndrome."

by RickTheBlack January 19, 2021

last chapter of puberty

The part of puberty where your d*ck grows

Omg! Luke had his last chapter of puberty!

by roselikespussy November 10, 2019