the last chicken on the shelf

Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with

Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008

last call lucy

The less attractive version of a cougar, the "Last Call Lucy" is easier and sluttier than most cougars. Generally Last Call Lucys are washed up bar stars. The name originated in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, where after last call was made, an ugly 40-something woman (named Lucy) was seen desperately hitting on the drunkest guy in the bar.

"Man, I woke up this morning, and fucking last call lucy was right beside me. It burns to piss."

by Bots August 3, 2006

Last Train to Paris

A sexual act involving 5 individuals: 3 males and 2 females. The Last Train to Paris is when a male and female form a train of sexual intercourse, leading up to the remaining two males performing an Eiffel Tower. Hence "The Last Train to Paris".

Hey broski, remember that time where we walked in on Jeff and his friends catching the Last Train to Paris?

by The ball buster November 11, 2011

Last-word warriors

A person that finds an overwhelming need to ensure they have the last-word in an argument..

Last-word warriors.

Jane: that's not true..
Michelle: Yeah it is so!
Jane: What ever, I don't care..
Michelle: Good.
Jane: I'm going to bed.
Michelle: ..

by Cpt Yuki October 20, 2011

from first to last

from first to last started in 2002 and went through many line up changes. now it is matt (lalalaa/chugawug), travis (rararawr/chugawug) matt m.(laaalala/thumbthump), derek (bangbang). they have just released their self-entitled album anddd its not there best but its good.

albums:
esasthiesaetic - 7.8 outa 10
dear diary - 9.4 outa 10
heroine - 8.5 outa 10
thenew one - 6.2 outa 10

from first to last is sweet as shit.

by coreyx3 June 14, 2008

trump's last name

Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.

You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?

Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?

You: you mean like trump's wall?

Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh

by PINKB0II October 19, 2020

Last Cup Queen

A person, typically a female, who is a clutch player in the game of Flip Cup.

Man: Damn dude, that girl Ariana over there is totally not a Last Cup Queen. She lost to that other girl over there by 4 cups.

by Ari's Mom June 4, 2018