Jason zoet

The act of sticking your own finger in a dog's asshole and giving your self a mustache.
Something is wrong with that guy. He just pulled a Jason zoet on himself!!
by ambully October 05, 2016
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Jason Lee

The name of a prodigious actor and former skateboarder who played roles in several awesome Kevin Smith films.
Also was Earl Hickey in "My Name Is Earl."

Made headlines when he named his child "Pilot Inspektor." Also a Scientologist, which means he is probably a douche.
Guy 1: I love Jason Lee! He is a great actor and used to be a siick skateboarder!!!
Guy 2: Dude, he's a scientologist.
Guy 1: I hate Jason Lee.
by -J.L.- March 01, 2010
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The Jason Effect

The Jason effect is where you come into contact with a 'Jason' over a period of time and this is when the effects start to kick in.
1. memory loss of important task (temporary)
2. Become lit beyond your imagination
Person: "ohhh shit what was i doing"
Person2: " Your're gooing through the Jason effect right now"
by TruSparkz November 30, 2017
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jason bourne

A man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of ass in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy X.
Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"
Man: We need to eliminate Jason Bourne, as in , yesterday.
Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*
Man: helloooo? assassin? ......
by John Marwin September 24, 2004
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Jason McCann

he is a crazy person who helped me through a lot. He deserves a Grammy for all that he has done, bitches !!!!!!!!!
See that crazy thug helping that lame bitch how to smoke : boy 1
yeah he is a total Jason McCann : boy 2
by UnqiueMusic May 13, 2015
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jason green

code name for weed can be used in many texts
'have you met jason green before??' - have you smoked weed
'im being jason to the party tonight' - i am bringing weed to the party tonight
i know him
by samjamesy October 25, 2007
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jason bateman

An actor who is known for his role as Michael Bluth in "Arrested Development". He was a teen heartthrob in his young years especially in "Teen Wolf Too".
Me: You got the tickets?
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!
by rebel steele June 16, 2015
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