Jared

by nngls November 23, 2021
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The illest nigga God created.. has more smarticles than every contestant on High Q combined.. Lover to Pickles the prettiest princess of all the land.
Yeah he's cool but he's no Jared. You can't figure it out? Call Jared he already knows the answer..
by TURBOLINSKII February 28, 2021
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The worst guy you’ll ever meet. He will break your heart if you ever fall in love with him. He’s rude as fuck so stay away from him
Jared is an asshole
by Jared’s ex September 04, 2019
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Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"
by aplacaa2115 January 12, 2020
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A fucking adopted cunt who thinks hes the shit. Beat his ass god damn it
Jared:I'm cool
The boys: Shut up jared your fucking adopted!
by Diabetic surgeon October 16, 2019
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Extremely small penis. Inflated ego. Lowkey fruity
by Bananahandler69 September 26, 2021
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Lives at subway 😂😂
by Jayhawk205039 February 25, 2019
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