Jamaican barbie doll

When you take a barbie doll and stick it up someones ass and then wipe it on their face.

Hey did you see Austin give Brett a Jamaican barbie doll, YES I did and it was so nasty.

by ravennaking December 1, 2010

jamaican codeine

weed used to relieve pain

My buddy broke his hand during a rugby game and was looking for some codeine. He couldn't find any so after the game we used some Jamaican codeine.

by Rugby Blood January 30, 2010

Jamaican Volcano

The act of waking up directly after or during a wet dream

Joe: I had the dirtiest wake up call
Phill: what
Joe: A Jamaican volcano
Phill Gross dude

by captainphilljones May 27, 2010

jamaican sunrise

when a bare ass man bends over such that his dick and balls can be seen coming over the horizon of his ass

"aw man pull your pants up you just showed me your jamaican sunrise, put that shit away"

by Taj Mahal Marley February 5, 2012

jamad

The Jamaican way of saying "You mad?"

"Hey look it's Tony, he's getting really pissed about the basketball game."

"Hey Tony, jamad?"

by Rosentan March 16, 2014

jamal the walrus

A guy that is super fucking awesome and hilarious.

Normally doesn't give two shits what people think of him.

Very sweet but can knock a motherfucker out anytime, any place, so don't fuck with this majestic creature and you shall live.

Look at that awesome motherfucker! I bet his nickname is Jamal The Walrus

by Jamalrus The Walrus May 19, 2014

jamaicanese

A mix between jamaican and Chinese in which you talk like a jamaican but have eyes like you're from China. The only time you see a jamaicanese person is when they are on a sugar rush and they have an awful headache. They will freak you out with unusual behavior. Good luck, Jamaicanese friend (and anyone dealing with one)

Jamaicanese person: "Oh man I tink I need to use the resta-room. Oh sweetie where is dee light bulb?"

Me: "Are you ok?"

Jamaicanese: "Ah yes I just fine tankyou. I jamaicanese. Love you bye bye now."

by Merrrit-Kelly June 4, 2014